NARUTO 516
by C8H11N
Status: Prediction
Scene is on top of a mountain overlooking a giant mass of shinobi heading toward them.
Kabuto is faced toward the summoned Akatsuki and is giving orders to his summons who are all lined up.
Kabuto: I will not completely control you. But you will do as I command
(Turns around to face the oncoming army)
Kabuto: Look at these pathetic wimps. Orochimaru Sama, stay here. The rest of Akatsuki spread and attack at will.
All of Akatsuki: Yes!
Nagato, Deidara, Itatchi, Sasori and Kakuzu Jump up, spreading out.
Orochimaru stays where he is.
Kabuto: Orochimaru Sama. We have done well
Orochimaru turns around and looks into Kabuto's eyes
Kabuto (Shocked expression): !!!
--Inside Kabuto-- (Like with Naruto and Kyubi).
A giant snake is curled up sitting on a large throne. Orochimaru approaches calmly in the shadows. The snake props up unwinding upwards in an intimidating fashion. Orochimaru hisses and the snake hisses back sliding off the chair before Orochimaru resumes his seat on the throne.
Outside Kabuto notices somethings wrong and goes in to the "place".
Orochimaru is hissing to a giant snake and the snake is hissing back. Kabuto turns up behind the throne orochimaru is sitting on and makes a seal. Orochimaru disappears.
--Outside--
Kabuto: I might have to keep you on a much tighter leash orochimaru sama. Forgive me.
Switches to Naruto and Bee Naruto is up to using 8 tails now (out of his potential 9)
Naruto (puffing): One more time.
Bee (smirks): Heh...
The 8 tails of the innate biju start to face off as their hosts start to fly around the room. Playing the wingchun game, Sticky hands (except with tails of chakra)
Bee (Thinking and sweating): (God this kid is fast)
Motoi (Thinking): (WOOOOAAH, these two are incredible)
Scene switches to the the top of the turtle island.
Oonoki: We have to complete the differential transportation jutsu before madara realizes our ambush so hurry up.
Tsunade: Youre the one slowing us down
Oonoki: Oh, well if it weren't for you we'd have had these things already sorted out by now and Uchiha madara wouldn't have found us.
Mizukage: He hasn't found us!
Oonoki: How would you know?
Tsunade: An anti-gravity jutsu will just delay him finding us and let us know when he arrives
Oonoki: Ooooh and you have a better idea eh slug quee-
Tsunade (cuts him off): I am Senju!
Oonoki: ...
Tsunade: ...and it was US who were the only ones capable of fighting Uchiha in the first place. We'll use a forbidden space barrier jutsu to stop time-space users as soon as they hit the barrier wall. Anything inside the barrier stays completely free of time-space meddling
Mizukage: An impenetrable wall jutsu. ...
Oonoki: Forbidden one, at that
Tsunade: But it needs a biju or jinchuriki to activate the seal
Oonoki: We have two of those you silly girl-
Island turtle rumbles a 7.1 earthquake like shake as bee is seen flying high from beneath the ground (lol, courtesy of Christchurch)
Bee: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
Naruto(laughing) jumps out: Hah. I Win. (looks around) !!!
Naruto (In thought): (What is all of that? Where are we?...Grandma Tsunade?)
Mizu, Ho and Tsuchikage's jump/fly over to naruto.
Tsuchikage: boy
Tsunade: Naruto
Naruto: Grandma Tsunade!
(They hug each other)
Naruto: Wheres Kakashi sensei and Yamato?
Tsunade: ...
Mizukage: Wheres the 8 tails?
Bee flies in(Still in tailed form)
Bee: Yo, that was crazy control.
Naruto's got the chakra down tight as a pin
We gotta go again and this time im gonna win
Kage': ...??
Mizukage (Blushing): So...Youre bee?
Bee: Heh..
One of Naruto's tails comes flying at Bee smacking the side of his face
Naruto: Hehe...always on guard remember
Bee (Stands up getting ready for round 400)
Madaras timespace whirlpool starts to open and Bee(In slow motion thanks to being on guard in 8tail mode) sees a foot coming out of the opening and smashes it back in; closing the hole
Everyone: !!!
Kage': Quick!
Tsunade prepares the scroll
Mizukage: Melting Air prison Technique
(A Prison locks the group inside a hot air bubble inside which - any mass that is not solid will not be able to solidify due to the heat of the air)
Tsuchikage: Bee we need a Tail to activate this seal
Scene switches to Raikage
He is seen sitting on a huge rock on a mountain peak high in the clouds making hand signals over and over as a rather large group of monks sit behind him making the same signals. A thin fog of chakra is seen flowing from their hands into his back.
..An ultimate jutsu???
--Switch to akatsuki in front of the army--
They jump and scatter -
Kakuzu Behind Gaara
Sasori Behind Darui
Deidara Behind Kitsuchi
Itatchi has disappeared
The platoons is being easily slashed to death with constantly appearing white zetsu's.
Before any of the generals are able to turn around. Darui and Kitsuchi are stabbed in the back. Gaara's sand protecting his back
Kakashi prepares raikiri and jumps toward the mountain range. A grand fireball is blasted at kakashi from within the mountain destroying kakashi's clone. An electricuted hand is seen slitting itatchi's throat from behind(inside the mountain).
Kakashi: Amazing Itatchi, you didnt even have youre eyes...who DOES?
Deidara: Stay back. My art is unexpected. It is brilliant and direct.
Deidara drops a C2 straight down blowing everyone to smitherines lol.
Itatchi's genjutsu on The platoons, Gaara, Darui and Kitsutchi is released.
Suddenly Madara appears with sasuke floating in mid-air right above the army mass.
Clearly Visible
Scene travels to naruto, on the island sitting no more than a few kilometers away
Naruto turns around slowly.. frame - by - frame. Until...
Naruto: !!!...Sa...suke!?
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Naruto 516 Spoiler : Madara’s Move
-at the meeting of the 4 kages
raikage: i just received message that someone called kabuto has captured yamato ,the wood-element user
Naruto Manga Chapter 516 English
tsunade: shit, not yamato, hes one of strongest ninja in the leaf, luckely naruto learned how to control the kyuubi otherwise we would be even
in deeper trouble but still this is really not good news
gaara: so what should we do ?
raikage: we have to sent major back-up, a team witch 30 of the strongest ninja but who will lead this group ?
gaara: i will ( i will defend you naruto, i made that promise)
mizukage: yes let the young boy do it, he's got a lot of potential but i want to go too
tsunade: no mizukage , we need you here, apperently kabuto has learned the resurrection jutsu , we don't know which person he is capable
to summon and you have the capability to fight eather person with al your abilities and i have a gut feeling he wont go after naruto right now ( i know orochimaru is still mad at me so iam pretty sure he'll go after me )
raikage: good point , mizukage you stay here, you will lead together with hatake kakashi the troops here now we know where the enemy are we shall attack them
mizukage: ok then
gaara: i am off , good luck guys
at the island:
naruto: i feel that its madara but he's different
tsuchikage: its him , wheres the uchiha brat you are always carrying with you madara ?
madara: he's doing something else for me right now
naruto : huh ? didn't you want sasuke to fight me ?
madara: don't worry about that ( I've send sasuke to the 4 kages, he have to kill those guys and in the mean time i can test naruto's power out , he might even kill me
but luckely i have izanagi)
bee: I've heard of this madara-guy, he seems to be a legend but got crushed by the 1st hokage
madara: not really true but that doesn't matter right now , so naruto you got a new form now ?
i didn't expect you would be able to defeat the kyuubi but apparently this sennin mode is pretty powerful, you have even defeat
the rinnegan with it
naruto : his name is nagato , don't be speak about him like that
nagato : well lets see how you will do against this rinnegan
-madara shows his rinnegan
naruto : what is this ? what did you do ?
tsuchikage: so you really did it madara, you insert one of your EMS-eyes in an uzumaki
madara: still as cunning as always oonoki, so naruto i guess you figured who the uzumaki was
naruto : nagato was an uzumaki , one of my clan members, this is getting too far, I've to stop this right now
madara: yep i discovered that if i insert one of my EMS in the eye of an uzumaki it will become the rinnegan
(normally i wouldn't have done it but when i had to use izanagi against the 1st ive lost one , so the other eye wasn't that useful anymore
, it took me long to find a worthy uzumaki but it all worked, and i still have one sharingan of my father which is insert in my right eye)
naruto : you bastard
naruto flashes forward and breaks madara's mask
bee : wauw he's even faster then before
tsuchikage: wauw so the 1st gave you some scars ( that kid is even faster then his father , this will be interesting)
madara ( i let my guard down but that wont happen again): so you have got some power naruto but i wont to fight you alone so ive brought some of my army
-suddenly 15000 zetsu's appear
naruto : bee, tsuchukage and other guys, handle those zetsu's , i have to avenge my father and mother
bee: np dattebayo
tsuchikage: don't boss around like that but well do it its a good opportunity to weaken madara's his forces
bee: this army is a bit strange, lets distract them
bee goes in hachibi mode and together with the tsuchikage he draws the attention of madara his army
madara: i guess its you and me, you have the body of the SO6P and I have his eyes, lets see who is best
naruto : this isn't a game but ill do what the 1st failed in , KILL YOU AND FREE SASUKE OF YOU
madara ( the distraction is working , hopefully sasuke will succeed, but i don't have to think about that ): lets see if you are fast enough to evade lightning of the sky
naruto: euh ?
madara can use all kinda justsu's with the power of rinnegan , what will happen now ? and what about sasuke ? will he see his master(kakashi) again?
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Status; PREDICTION
by: Gakure
Naruto 516: The Dark Silence-Naruto's Rage
Madara, Kabuto, Zetsus, Moving Out Of the Lair-
Madara: We march, the war begins now. And about the Edo golems?
Kabuto: I’ve retracted them. I will summon them if the need arises.
Madara: With their new power, the Zetsu army should be enough to break deep into their ranks. The Rinnegans animal path summons are enough to take care of aerial and aquatic attacks.
Kabuto: And my Edo Tensei is enough to stall the Kages and high ranked fighters. That should open the way for you to capture the remaining bijuus. Ku ku ku.
Madara: Don’t be conceited. We made the first incursion and this will put the alliance forces on urge. They will most likely change their battle strategy since by now they know we got Yamato. We will be operating from the shadows until we get to the bijuus.
Kabuto: Ku ku ku. You scared? Anyway reserve all the energy you can, because the two remaining bijuus are no joke, you of all people should know ………
Madara(cuts kabuto): Don’t lecture me bastard. I have a trump card.
Kabuto: Sasuke, huh, ku ku ku, yeah, you really do.
Gaara addressing the alliance with the rest of the Kages, generals, and captains behind him-
Gaara: One person is trying to throw our beloved world into chaos. The peace our forefathers have bloodily built is on the verge of collapse. When it happens, there will be no old and young, no little or big, no water or fire, no earth or wind, and consequently no lightening. We march as a united front against the terror we face today, and I can promise you that you will like what you see when we achieve victory. This is for us, for children, for our grandchildren, and most importantly for you.
Alliance: HHRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara(raises his right hand): I can’t promise you no loss of lives, but I assure you, we will recover and account for everyone, dead or alive. As we march, let our hearts guide us. I wish you all victory.
Alliance: HHRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: Now. Tell me what your heart speaks!!!!!!
Alliance: HRAAAH!!!!!!!! HRAAAH!!!!!!!! HRAAAH!!!!!!!!
Gaara: Disperse, and wait for further instructions from your captains.
Gaara turns to instruct the captains upstage-
Gaara: The strategy remains the same. We strike first, fast and hard. Tsuchikage will take the fifth, seventh, eighth, eleventh and nineteenth assault teams to the enemy’s hideout. The sensing team should keep us updated, and keep your eyes out for Madara. If found, alert us immediately, Tsuchikage-sama has decided to confront him personally. Now go.
(The captains and the generals scatter to meet their various teams, leaving the Kages)
Gaara: As agreed, Naruto and Bee are yours, Raikage-sama and Mizukage-sama. Tsunade-sama, you know what to do. We head out. I’ll follow the enemy hideout infiltration team.
(They all nod in agreement and dispersed)
Oonoki: After living through 3 wars, I never thought I’ll have to strain my back one more time in another war. Here goes nothing(As he jumps down)
Inside the turtle
Naruto: Got it now, it’s perfect. Anything else; am so pumped up for more.
Bee: Naruto yo, it’s not about haste but wait.
Naruto(As he rescinds the RSM): Ok. I’ll wait. But why has Captain Yamato not returned yet. We have to head back soon.
(Appraoching footsteps)
Figure1: You are going nowhere now that I am here.
Figure2: This is your home for now. Bear with it for a while, young man.
(Everyone surprised)
Bee: Oh, it’s big brother and, Oh it’s that your new girlfriend. Baby looks cute yo.
Mei(Thinking): Girlfriend, Marriage, Cute babies.
Raikage: Shut it. This is Mizukage-sama. We are here to be your personal guards. Motoi, your job is done, head out to your designated post.
Motoi: Yes Sir. (Leaves)
Naruto: Personal guards. What do you mean? Where is Yamato sensei? (Starts to get pissed)
Bee: Cool down naruto. (Tells Raikage in a telepathic way that naruto still doesn’t know what is going on)
Naruto: I know what is going on now. This is what Gaara told me before. The war to protect the remaining jinks. The war against Madara. And u think I’ll just sit tight whilst my friends battle their lives out for me? Yamato sensei is dead right? I cant sense him anywhere. I made a promise to them and to him(sasuke). I am not sitting here doing nothing. I am getting out of here, with or without your approval
(Tears run down his face as he starts to go RSM looking really pissed by the second. The yellow RSM cloak starts to get augmented by a black aura until it was all black)
Bee, Rai, Mei: !!!!!!!
Bee: This is not good. (Goes 8 and tries holding naruto for him to calm down. The tails grabbing naruto immediately turned burnt black and dissipated into the air, forcing bee to withdraw immediately.)
Mei: I think he has lost control of the 9tails.
Bee: No, that can’t happen. The kyuubi is well sealed now but its hate is still strong. Just like a magnet, the 9tails ‘will’ will always be drawn towards its chakra, since they used to be one.
Raikage: In the end, u can never do away with that “will(hate)”, it has to be controlled.
Bee: I have to talk to him somehow. Only he can do this.
Naruto(In his inner world): What is happening to me? I don’t feel fine. What is this?
Dark Naruto: Over here, idiot. Been waiting for you!
//end
Hatred emerges again as Naruto's rage worsens the war
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Status: Unconfirmed Yet
This Episode of Naruto includes Madara Uchicha, also called Tobi, launches his battle against the nine-tailed demon – Naruto Uzumaki. Naruto Uzumaki then unleashes his eye technique hidden in him which was gained from Itachi. This sharingan battles the rinnengan of Tobi as the great war takes place.
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Status: Unconfirmed Spoiler
The chapter begins by Yamato bound to a table. Kabuto is about to experiment with it. Yamato said it makes no sense, because he gave Naruto the book that contains information about Akatsuki, but he is now helping Akatsuki. Kabuto laughed and said he was disappointed that Yamato can not understand the simplest things. Kabuto goes on about how Akatsuki is a business and how each business get down and dirty to succeed in the world. Kabuto said, it is to get what he wants with Madara. Kabuto starts to begin his experiments with Yamato.
Meanwhile, Naruto and Killerbee watch Guy awake, but still has pain. Guy is a bit uncomfortable with them staring. Aoba and Motoi back to where Naruto is. Naruto asks what happened, said it was an earthquake, as they thought. Naruto asks him to remember what Yamato said Aoba OnOK OnOK Aoba say nothing or say Killerbee Naruto what happened here. OnOK said he would seek Yamato, with Kurotsuchi and Akatsuchi. Aoba agrees. Aoba Yamato said Naruto was not good and he returned to the Village of Konoha. Killerbee distrusts what he said Aoba. Naruto is more or less everyone thinks Naruto think what is really happening, and you're right, but says nothing about anyone. Naruto thinks it's better to stay here only for now.
Back to the Akatsuki base Zetsu and Madara talk. Zetsu ask if Madara trust Kabuto or is it just a matter of being caught in a situation. Madara said that neither. Zetsu is a loss. Madara said he did not trust Kabuto and Kabuto is the only one who can beat anything, and Madara knows Kabuto needs him and he will use Kabuto's threat into his most powerful weapon to be used. Zetsu White concludes the chapter with a joke involuntary, said: "I can not wait to be hit Orochimaru wannabe freak" and a disgusted look on his face.
Zetsu want Kabuto not to touch him, it's my job. Poor Zetsu.
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Naruto 516 – The 4th Shinobi War Kicks Off
-The 4th Shinobi War Kicks Off
(At Mountain’s Grave, under the overhang, Tobi and Kabuto make their move.)
Kabuto: “Wait once second, Madara?”
Tobi: “What now?”
Kabuto: “I’ve already laid the bait.”
Tobi: “What’s going on? We never went over this… I don’t appreciate you implementing plans without my accord.”
Kabuto: “Don’t fret; we can lay traps for them. I did this so that the joint forces could be controllable. Since you know the scouting capabilities of the Zetsu, it would be best for you to position a correct amount around the perimeter to alert us of their presence.”
Tobi: “That’ll be time consuming and may open us up for an attack, what have you done, you snake?”
(Kabuto chuckles.)
Kabuto: “I never would have guess that the great Uchiha Madara was such a worrywart. In any case, I will be devising the traps and adjusting my pace and strategy based on the patrol routes of the enemy forces based on the Zetsu’s reconnaissance reports. That’s why you’re important for this to work, Madara.”
Tobi: “Hmm. I hope you know what you’re doing, for your sake…” (Tobi turns around and signals some Zetsu, which being to approach him. Kabuto glances back at Tobi, and grins. The scene switches over to the allied forces. Overlooking the mass of troops, Gaara finishes his speech.)
Gaara: “Now, divisions Leaders, join your companies!” (The five generals split off and join their perspective units. (The scene switches over to the recon teams, focusing mainly on the Sensory Company right now.)
Ao: “Have you all gotten the plans drilled into your heads? (They all nod their heads.) We will be providing the intel company with as much detail on the terrain and on enemy patrols as possible. In order to ensure that contact between us is kept, we will remain in a 4km radio of each other, so radio contact is managed.
The person in the rear will have the most important job. It will be to take in all of the information gathered from all of our sightings and brief it over to the closest intel company member, who should be within a 4km distance. We will set up a recovery station if the situation requires a prompt cease. Now, SCATTER!” (All five of the sensory commander members split off. The scene focuses on the Intel Company.)
Inoichi: “I will be receiving all transmission from the Sensory team. I will be sending over their information to the ambush squad, as well as to all of you. Your individual job is to inform each sector of the joint army. Do I make myself clear?”
Tengan: “Crystal!”
Aoba: “It’s an order.”
(The others agree. They split off. Inoichi is standing like 100m in front of the entire army. About 10m in back is the ambush squad. Aoba rushes to outside the right flank of the army, Tengan rushes to outside the left flank of the army, long haired guy rushes to outside the rear of the army, the guy with the dark rings around his eyes rushes to outside the northeast side of the army, dark haired guy rushes to outside the northwest side of the army, dark haired guy 2 rushes to outside the southeast side of the army, dark haired guy 3 rushes to outside the southwest side of the army, and finally, the pudgy faced guy positions himself several meters behind the ambush squad, just in front of the entire army. Once everyone is in position, a long pause is ignited. The scene switches over to the special ops division.)
Kiba: “Gosh, what’s taking so damn long!” (Mifune has a vein coursing down his face, thinking about Kiba’s ignorance.)
Mifune (in thought): “Such insolence.”
Kiba’s sister: “Damn, shut up!”
Ino: “Idiot.”
Kiba: “Sniff dog feces, all of you.” (Akamaru shakes his head.)
Mifune: “All in good time. We never disrupt the chain of command!”
(The scene switches over to Ao, he stops and talks over a radio.)
Ao: “Ao, reporting-in position.”
(The scene switches over to Shii, he stops and talks over a radio.)
Shii: “Shii, reporting-in position.”
(The scene switches over to the Hyuuga girl, she stops and talks over a radio.)
Hyuuga girl: “???, reporting-in position.”
(The scene switches over to dark haired guy, he stops and talks over a radio.)
Dark haired guy: “???, reporting-in position.”
(The scene switches over to dark haired guy 2, he stops and talks over a radio.)
Dark haired guy 2: “???, reporting-in position. (He then clicks over.) Intel Captain, we’re all in position. Signal the go ahead, the Sensor team is moving out!” (The scene switches over to Inoichi, he receives the transmission. After receiving the transmission he sends a radio message to each of his intel members. He then turn to face the ambush squad.)
Inoichi: “We’re moving out!” (Inoich rushes off, behind him, the Ambush squad takes off as well. The scene switches over to the pudgy faced intel guy, in front of the entire army. He extends his hand forward and drops it. Gaara, sees this, and shouts out.)
Gaara: “EVERYONE MARCH! DOUBLE TIME!” (The rest of the army then takes off. They are jogging, keeping a steady pace in perfect unison. The scene switches over to where the hosts are held. Killer Bee is snoozing, so Naruto takes this time to sneak outside the door. As he slips outside, he is greeted by Raikage. Naruto gulps in shock.)
Raikage: “Where do you think you’re going, kid?”
Naruto: “Umm, to the restroom…”
Raikage: “Nice try, brat. There’s one in concealment. Turn around.” (Naruto has a displeased look on his face.)
Naruto (in thought): “Dang! At this rate, there’s no way I’ll make it to Konoha. The only way is to sneak by. But how? I’ll have to think of something.”
Raikage: “Why are you dozing off? Get back inside.”
Naruto: “Oh, sorry, ha, ha. I just wanted to get some fresh air.”
Raikage: “…..” (Raikage has an annoyed look on his face.)
Next time: “With Raikage guarding over the hosts, will Naruto make it to Konoha to await Sasuke’s arrival?
Status: Predictions
By: SenninKorby
-in Akatsuki’s lair-
Yamato: What do you plan on getting from me? You know damn well that I am a trained captain of the ANBU.
Kabuto: Your altered DNA…Orochimaru-sama intended to use it in order to control the power of the Bijuu. I have a different goal in mind.
Black Zetsu: Alright you arrogant snake, explain your plan! Don’t think that you can continue acting as you please while you work alongside Akatsuki!
Kabuto: Fine, since this one (referring to Yamato) will not live to tell of my plans, and you are so important to them, I’ll share my secret: I know how Madara created you. And I intend to not only replicate, but improve on his methods.
Yamato: What the fuck are you talking about!?
Kabuto: To put it simply enough for you to understand, I am going to use the DNA from Senju Hashirama that you have in order to boost the power of the Zetsu tenfold. Hashirama’s DNA created them, and so more of his DNA will improve them!
Yamato: NO! I will not allow this, even if it means–
*Kabuto’s “tailsnake” bites him*
Kabuto: That bite contains a quick-release paralytic agent. Not even your specialized self-termination techniques will be usable.
*Kabuto “walks?” over to the army of Zetsu, bringing Yamato with him*
Kabuto: Now then…*takes out a syringe* let us begin…
-inside the turtle-
Naruto: (Where is Yamato!? What’s going on!?)
*Naruto runs toward the exit of the turtle’s inner chamber or whatever*
Naruto: Aoba-san, is Captain Yamato still on watch outside?
Aoba: Of course. You don’t see him in here, do you? I’m sure he’d try to help you in your mission, but a careful vigil is always an important step for mission security.
Naruto: Can you at least check?
Aoba: Uh…suuuure. *goes outside, comes back in* Yep he’s still out there!
Naruto: (he’s lying…) Alright Aoba-san. I need to go outside to get a better analysis on some of the plant life. Don’t worry, I won’t bother Captain Yamato or anything!
Aoba: (He’ll get suspicious if I try to hard to keep him in here…) Ok, Naruto. Just be sure to check back in with us as soon as possible.
Naruto: Right! *runs outside and sees the damage that Manda mkII did* (something’s definitely wrong here…)
*he re-enters Sage Mode*
Naruto: (Damn it, he is gone! Something’s not right at all here…) *he continues walking around, trips, faceplants*
Naruto: Ow what the–(this is a footprint!?) *he’s fallen into one of Manda II’s footprints*
Naruto: (There wasn’t anything nearly this large among the animals I sensed on the island…something was definitely here and caused this destruction…)
*he follows the path of destruction left by Manda II until he gets to the Island’s tail*
Naruto: (What could have crushed a forest like this? Is this what got Captain Yamato–huh!?) *he notices that the island is moving and has the tail*
Naruto: This isn’t an island at all! (I need answers, and I’m not going to get anything honest from Aoba-san and Motoi…guess I better ask whatever this island really is…)
-cuts to Naruto yelling at the top of his lungs at the turtle’s tail, not realizing that it’s the tail rather than the head-
Naruto: HEY! WHAT HAPPENED HERE!? I NEED TO KNOW!!
*KB appears right behind him*
KB: What the fuck are you doing?
Naruto: I need to ask this…thing some questions!
KB: More of that S-Rank mission crap? Shouldn’t asking a turtle for help be a snap?
Naruto: So it’s a turtle? Why won’t it answer me?
KB: …kid, sometimes you just plain fail, because right now you’re yellin at a giant turtle’s TAIL.
Naruto: :/
*he walks around to the front*
Naruto: HEY! Mr. TURTLE! CAN YOU HELP ME!?
Turtle: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
KB: He says he’s happy to assist ya
Naruto: WHAT HAPPENED HERE!? WHY WAS THE PLACE INSIDE YOUR SHELL BEING ALL SHAKEN UP!?
Turtle: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGRAAAAAGH
KB: He says a gigantic snake came out of nowhere and bit his ass, and then he got flipped right over by a humongous blast!
Naruto: (Giant Snake…that sounds like something Akatsuki would be behind…) Thanks for the help now bye! *runs back to the turtle’s shell*
KB: (don’t know what the kid’s so worked up about…)
-inside the shell-
Naruto: Aoba-san! What happened out there? Where’s Captain Yamato!?
Motoi: We told you, he’s just out on patrol! Monitoring for earthquakes and–
Naruto: NO! *enters RSM* I know you’re lying right now, and I’ll be able to tell if you lie any more! Now tell me the fucking truth!
Aoba: What are you talking about, Naruto!? We wouldn’t lie to you about–
Naruto: Don’t lie. Tell me what happened here! What did Akatsuki do! I WANT THE TRUTH!
Aoba: (shit, he’s stumbled onto the truth…) *sighs* Naruto, the island was attacked by Akatsuki. It appears that Yakushi Kabuto has joined their ranks. We were able to fend him off, but he captured Yamato.
NARUTO LEARNS THE TRUTH! HOW WILL HE HANDLE IT!? Chapter 517: I don’t know.