Naruto 521 Funny Prediction by Sctr

While waiting for Naruto Manga 521 to be released by Mangastream and SleepyFans, here are some of the predictions for Naruto 521 posted somehow by reader himself. This one is hilarious and quite entertaining. Thanks to SCTR for sharing this.

 

naruto chapter 521

akatsuki hideout
tobi thinks: it’s bad
tobi: u said there is no risk for the user,right?
kabuto: right
tobi: it sounds that there is another risk
kabuto: …
tobi: what’s that?
kabuto: it makes a mass in the after-life
tobi: hm?
kabuto: i’m not sure about that but once i heard that from orochimaru-sama
tobi: details?
kabuto: he said that he wants to complete the jutsu but for that he has to use it more times, but he was afraid of something
tobi think: orochimaru u moron, how much did u know?!
tobi: that’s all??
kabuto: err, yes ofc
tobi:…
kabuto thinks: fuck, it doesnt go as i wanted
tobi: kabuto! go suck oro’s chakra from anko, kill her n ressurect!
kabuto goes away n thinks: fuck that guy, he’s too strong now, i don’t want to attack him but i can’t show him my po-po-po-po-po-pokerface forever :S

forest
haku: r we unbeatable now?!
zabuza: not u fool, we r immortals
haku: oh zabuza-sempai, do u know what that means?
zabuza: ?
haku: i had got an unique bloodline ability plus now i’m immortal so i could even kill u^^
zabuza: dumbass-.-
kankuro’s karasu attacks zabuza but it was a waterclone
the real 1 appears at kankuro’s back n stabs him with bare hands
sai, saji: OMG,cptn!
kankuro vomits blood n fall to the ground
haku jumps over the ambush-squad n starts attack with needles, sai saves them with summoned lions
unknown-guy-who-lost-his-arm-but-it-grown-back fires a water beam to ambush squad, it brushes them to the ground
zabuza captures them n haku makes him bloodline ability’s ice mirrors

akatsuki hideout
zetsu is standing in center of a white-zetsu army
zetsu: TEAR!
white-zetsus tear a little piece from zetsu’s plant which is on his body
zetsu: CRUMBLE!
they crumble the herb
zetsu: ROLL!
they r rolling a cigarette
zetsu: SMOKE!
they r smoking

another part of the forest
gaara n his team r runing in the forest but suddenly they stop
gaara: here they are
shikamaru: they r coming so slow, theres time to relax :)
gaara: idiot
they r starting to walk out of the forest towards the enemies’s location
the 2 team meets on a field in the center of the forest, they r standing n looking at each other in disbelief
enemy team: gaara’s father, kakuzu, tayuya, 5 tailed jinchuriki, asuma
the 2 team stops to looking each other n goes on berserk

akatsuki hideout
tobi goes to zetsu
tobi: WTF that smell?!
white-zetsus: hihi-hehe
tobi: ZETSUUUU!! who told u to do that, u dumbass?
zetsu: ööööhh, why?
tobi: who was it?!
zetsu: okay okay, calm down man, it was kabuto, he told me that u said: hey kabuto, go n tell zetsu to make joints for the army!
tobi: whaaaaat?! what is he planning?-.-

near to akatsuki hideout
kabuto: hehehe, now he’s got no army, but i’ve got a lot of ressurected shinobis, hahaha
tobi from behind: n what do u wanna do,ehh?!
kabuto thinks: oh no, he arrived so soon, so i have to use anko :(
tobi: i asked something, woot!
kabuto: do u remember what happened when we met first time?
tobi flashbacks
tobi: fuck u! go away from me!
kabuto: why, don’t u want it?
akatsuki members: hahahaha
tobi: ooooh, help meee deidara-sempaiiii
deidara: it’s funny, hm
kabuto: but u’r so nice, i love nice boys like u <3
tobi: but i’m not a gay
kabuto: me neither, i’m bisex
pein: sasori, he’s ur underling, put a genjutsu onto him!
flashback overs
tobi: y, i remember ‘-.-
kabuto: nono, the other 1, when i showed u a coffin
tobi: don’t try to say that…
kabuto: …i won’t say it, i’m done :D
the mysterious coffin opens
voice: uhuuu, eheeee
tobi makes handseals
the ressurected one comes out of the coffin
kabuto: mwuhahahaha
tobi: i didn’t want to use that but i’ve got no other choice
michael jackson: all i wanna say is that they don’t really care about us

end of chapter 521

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